Archive for October, 2006

Shocking news out of the East Coast. It seems somebody is trying to open a strip joint in downtown Lunenburg. Well, that’s kind of overstating it. Lunenburg doesn’t really have a “downtown” per se. It’s more like a pub, a coffee shop and a few tourist shops where you can buy fake seagull shit. Being [...]

Uncommon people

One of the weirdest and most beautiful covers I’ve seen. William Shatner singing Pulp’s ’90s classic, “Common People” with Joe Jackson and Ben Folds on Jay Leno. This is the Bermuda Triangle of pop culture — when I finished watching I found myself in a room backstage at the Moulin Rouge doing rails with Petula [...]

Torn up over Stronach-gate

Hell hath no fury like a Maritime boy’s grudge. That’s what Belinda Stronach and the Liberal caucus learned yesterday when Nova Scotia MP Peter MacKay alledgedly, indirectly referred to his former g-friend as a “dog” in Parliament. Now as a fellow East Coaster who’s lost many a love under dubious circumstances, I can sympathize with [...]

Hey Sheryl, I know you’re just trying to “soak up the sun” on stage in some stupid practical joke on John Mayer, but “all I wanna do” is wrap you in a sheet and put you in a time machine to 15 years ago when this might have looked hot. I know “everyday is a [...]

Sex and the Ghetto

In “I did not know that” news, it turns out that Canadian Sexpert — and total MILF — Josey Vogels has been living in the Ghetto for years. She says the neighbourhood reminds her of her last home in Montreal. Funny, I’ve been to Montreal and I don’t recall any neighbourhoods that look like a [...]

A funny blast from the past in honour of Mats Sundin’s 500-goal achievement.

Alec Baldwin is a douchebag

iBooze, iLose

Enjoying a four-day bender does not come without a fair amount of risk. Beer and News learned the hard way this past Thanksgiving weekend that four nights of boozing is not only hard on the wallet, but also on the memory and ability to keep track of one’s possessions. Not only did we blow through [...]

Karate Skid

Watch this hillarious series of clips of wannabe martial arts starts showing their stuff at some kind of audition. They all get completely p’0wned, but the first dude is the best. The inanimate plastic dummy lays a total smackdown on his ass. Second place goes to nunchuk man who gets beat up by the floor. [...]





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