I’ve got porn in my yogurt

November 23, 2006 in News, Porn Career

I was eating some yogurt this morning — don’t ask, it was on sale asshole — and I was wondering what the arrow logo on the container was supposed to mean. It’s just this big arrow, pointing down. So I went to the yogurt web site to check it out. You can imagine my surprise when I realized that the yogurt is trying to get me to pleasure a lady for two weeks in a row. Consult the two slides from their advertisement pictured below:

I’m game for anything, but unfortunately my time off is all gone for the year. But could it be that this actually part of some better living regimen? If so, I may be entitled to medical leave. Or maybe the creative department at Danon’s ad agency is run by 18-year-old horn dogs who managed to slip one by the boss.

Either way I appreciated stumbling upon this porn so early in the morning, intentional or otherwise. Too bad the yogurt tastes like ass.