Archive for January, 2007
Well, not new so much as different colored. Still, I’m a sucker for the latest iPod crap and I think Mr. Orange has my name all over it. But $89 is too steep for a 1 GB mp3 player, eventhough — as Apple says — “you can wear it on your lapel.”
See you when you [...]
Canada’s second largest wireless phone provider has started offering downloadable porn for subcribers with video-enabled phones. Telus says users can already view porn on their Internet-enabled hardware, so it doesn’t make a difference if they cut out the middle man and pimp it themselves.
The funny part is that the Telus spokesman admits they had to [...]
Joni Mitchell took a break from her busy schedule as Senate representative for her home planet of Naboo to come to Toronto to be inducted into the Canadian Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Apparently, when she’s not arbitrating trade disputes between the Federation and the Empire, Mitchell has been known to ink the odd folk and pop [...]
This doesn’t work. It will only get you arrested.
Also, Peter Gabriel is a Mary.
It seems red is the new black over in the UK where Guinness is introducing a new brew based on one of founder Arthur Guineess’ original beers.
The new “ruby” hued beer is already available in select pubs and will soon be available wherever English is spoken funny. It’s being done on a 3-month trial — [...]
Was sad to hear that Miller Lite has suspended it’s Man Law ad campaign in favor of the crappier our-beer-is-better-than-their-beer ads.
Living in Canada, I only really see the campaign online — since as a beer, Miller Lite sucks and they know better than to bring that weak-ass shit up into this humpy bumpy. Still, I [...]
Great band, great song.
But Fugazi is totally straight edge, which to me is like remembering how awesome a movie Eyes Wide Shut was and then realizing that Tom Cruise is a scientologist freak.
Most people will say I’m wrong and that straight edge hardcore bands produced some of the ’80s best music without booze, drugs and [...]
Been waiting for this news like a thirsty hobo in front of closed liquor store for some time now and it finally dropped. Coachella organizers released this year’s lineup and it looks like a dandy of a festival.
Here are some initial notes.
I’m as happy as a dancing Spaniard. Woot.
Now to decide if we’re making the [...]
Now this is what I’m talking about. I’ve always thought it would be fun to take your dog out drinking, and now that a Dutch group is brewing Kwispelbier — beer for dogs — we can.
Don’t worry, this isn’t a way for Jay-Z and Diddy to get your pooch’s guard down so they can [...]
This is why I like Rihanna so much. Most hot pop stars cover up take off running when they see the paparazzi coming, but not Rihanna. She throws on her snorkel and heads to the sea, saying like, “If you want some of this you better get to swimmin’ bitches.”
Who knows where she’ll pop up?
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