New job for drewmac?

January 3, 2007 in Beer, News

Jesus crap! I can’t believe I almost let this opportunity slip by. The Sheraton Hotel chain is in the process of hiring a Chief Beer Officer to take in the hospitality at its Four Points destinations. I’ve been preparing for this for most of my life.

Of course it’s not a paid position, which means I’ll be competing against a bunch of crafty hobos and drifters. But if it’s anything like the Apprentice, my natural charm and ability to read and write will all but guarantee me the gig. Those other dicks won’t get nothin’ but a bunch of bad news from the Donald. Woot.

And mom said all that boozing was just going to get me fat and fired.