So this is obviously a gimme for Natalie Portman, but lets do this just for kicks:
+ Natalie cut her hair to star in a hit movie. Britney cut her hair because she was tweaked.
+ Natalie went on to star in other hit movies. Britney went on to re-enter rehab, then bail, then… aw, who the hell who cares…
+ Natalie remains one of Hollywoods most watched stars. Britney remains one of Hollywoods most rediculous stars.
+ Natalie can’t sing. Britney can’t sing. Would be a draw if Britney would stop acting like she can.
+ Natalie can act. Britney can’t.
+ The state probably wants to give Natalie a star on the Walk of Fame. The state probably wants to take Britney’s kids away.
We could go on, but Natalie will still get all the points. The only thing these two have in common is that they’re both girls, but Britney will probably get a penis implanted and try a new career.
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February 21, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Interesting to note that they’re also friends.
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/4305/newyear4kz6.jpg
February 26, 2007 at 1:04 am
Eh, they aren’t friends, they were just at the same party-thank god.
As for the singing thing- Natalie Portman can’t carry a tune but how many people fell in love with her after tha SNL rap? I know I did :)
November 18, 2007 at 8:53 am
Natalie has more talent and may be more together as a person…but there’s no escaping that Britney is still a million times hotter than Natalie.
November 21, 2007 at 11:05 am
Adam…you need some serious love goggles! Unlike the beautiful and talented Miss Portman, Spears needs makeup and cosmetics in order to look the way she did. Now, we have seen her without any makeup, airbrushing, coemsetics…and no hair…and she’s not nearly as gorgeous as everyone made her out to be. Maybe she did have a body at one point, but you can thank implants for that. Now, she is a washed up, nasty, messed up piece of shit!! Natalie, on the other hand, is sexy without even trying and she is sweet and intelligent, not to mention talented and classy and mature. You don’t read about her flashing her coochie-coo all over the place, or driving over people’s feet. And, Britney shaved her head simply for free attention…Natalie did it for a movie role, and she was still sexy.
January 8, 2008 at 3:24 pm
britney is amazing.
February 3, 2008 at 12:05 am
Britney is way more attractive because Natalie is so skinny and boring looking and she has no boobs. To be fair, Britney is actually a decent singer and dancer, but Natalie cannot act her way out of a paper bag! Sorry but Britney Spears wins out on this one!
February 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm
are you kidding me?
1. Britney used to be just as skinny as Natalie so don’t knock portman for that, Brit’s just washed up and doesn’t know how to dress for her post-baby body.
2. I don’t know where you get boring from Portman’s gorgeous face, but Britney pretty much looks like a male rapist getting his mug shot.
3. No boobs…yes, like a real woman who didn’t buy them. Normal women don’t look like plastic.
4. Clearly you’ve never seen a Natalie Portman film in your life. Britney is a decent singer/dancer, I’ll give her that. But Portman is a phenomenal actress and if you can’t see that you’re as crazy as Britney.
February 21, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Britney looks like a goddess. Natalie looks like a bore.
February 26, 2008 at 8:04 pm
OK here are the facts:
1. Natalie Portman is talented,beautiful and looks good with or without hair.
2. Britany Spears is talentless, a whore,shes ugly, fat, and a mental patient.
No comparision!
March 10, 2008 at 8:49 pm
1) Obviously there is something talented about Britney because if she wasn’t she wouldn’t have sold nearly as many CDs and had as many sold out concerts.
2) Natalie looked sickly skinny in Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. Britney has never looked like that, she was thin but muscular.
3) Britney has already received a star on the Walk of Fame.
4) I love how people ridicule Britney for running over feet. I would like to see someone else drive with dozens of poperatizzi swarming you to get a picture. If you ever have seen a video with poperatizzi surrounding Britney’s car it’s no wonder she run their feet over. If she didn’t she would literally not to be drive anywhere so it’s their own fault.
5) Natalie is a good actress and with out a doubt she does look prettier than Britney in comparison of these pictures. I just hate when people run their mouth’s and make stupid comments without critically thinking.
March 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I love Natalie Portman and I’ve seen most of her movies.
March 29, 2008 at 12:59 pm
katie…your an f-ing idiot you spelled paparazzi wrong even a 10 year old can spell that
March 29, 2008 at 1:00 pm
and britney is disgusting, nasty whateverrrrr
April 5, 2008 at 4:28 am
spears is ugly as shit and has an ugly head
April 29, 2008 at 1:30 pm
natalie is so beautiful…. britney is very ugly i hate her….