Freaks and cheeks

May 9, 2007 in Grab-ass, News

A high school talent contest went a little blue in Denmark last week when a bunch of dirty Danes performed a strip show onstage — and that’s not even the funny part. The school holds the yearly event to decide who gets the best seats in the cafeteria! Normally, it comes down to who has the coolest clothes and crap, but this year students decided to go the other way.

I’m curious about what qualifies as the best seat in the cafeteria. When I was in high school, it was the one next to the door so you could make a quick escape when the beating of the nerds commenced. I imagine in Denmark it’s the one that doesn’t give you an STD. I’m no prude, but these kids are freaks.

Here’s the clip:

I blame Justin Timberlake