Got a kick when I read that Al Gore’s son — Al Gore III — was in jail after California cops pulled him over and found a bunch of pot and prescription drugs in his Toyota Prius.

It’s hard to blame him though — I’d get blitzed too if my dad was the biggest earth-wanker in the world and I had to drive an enviro-sensitive ride to keep up appearances. I just find it hard to believe he was able to get up to 100 MPH in that piece of shit.

The truth is daddy’s got an Inconvenient Fuck-up to deal with.