Archive for the 'Eww' Category

I’m not all that into celebrity gossip, but I saw this pic of Tara Reid looking like a “special” kid riding some kind of af aquatic shortbus and I had to grab it. Some rich Australian dude flew her in to promote something called the Magic Millions carnival. Apparently Aussies are easily impressed if [...]

Two women made history Sunday when they were married in an Edmonton-area correctional facility — becoming the first same-sex couple to be wed in a ladies’ prison.
This story almost made my head explode until I realized that lady prison probably isn’t as sexy as they make it out in the movies. Apparently Jello wrestling and [...]

Hey Sheryl,
I know you’re just trying to “soak up the sun” on stage in some stupid practical joke on John Mayer, but “all I wanna do” is wrap you in a sheet and put you in a time machine to 15 years ago when this might have looked hot. I know [...]