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I know I’m in the minority here, but I think 3:10 to Yuma sucked shit. It was basically a rip-off of Lord of the Rings only with a doughy Aussie instead of a stumpy Brit. A band of brave westerners embark on a quest to deliver outlaw-renaissance man Russell Crowe to justice in Yuma. Chased [...]

Here’s a promo shot of Tom Cruise in costume for his new movie, Rubicon — a film about the failed Nazi conspirators who tried to assassinate Hitler during WWII.
Funny story. Earlier on, the German government refused the production’s requests to film on location at specific WWII sites because Cruise is a flamboyant Scientologist. Scientology is [...]

Kickass behind the scenes pics and videos from Indiana Jones 4.

Crap. All this time I thought I would have to become handsome and fit and rich to woo Jenna Fischer. Or at least touch her cans. Turns out you just have to be a fellow comedic actor like Will Ferrell.
I’ve got mad humor skills and acting is a breeze. Hell, here at the office I [...]

Saw 300 last night and I have to say, I thought it was the most disturbing and depraved thing I’ve ever seen. I want the 1300 cents back I wasted on that piece of crap. The violence was over the top — and did we really need to see so many bare bosoms?
And I’m never [...]

Here’s Keira Knightley.
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I’d look sad too if I was in a sequel to the last Pirates of the Caribbean stinker these two put out.
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I’m not all that into celebrity gossip, but I saw this pic of Tara Reid looking like a “special” kid riding some kind of af aquatic shortbus and I had to grab it. Some rich Australian dude flew her in to promote something called the Magic Millions carnival. Apparently Aussies are easily impressed if [...]

You probably wouldn’t peg me as a country music fan, but I have to admit there are acts that I like. Kris Kristofferson and Willie Nelson have blackbelts in drunken bar ballads about the one-that-got-away while Lucinda Williams and Neko Case make you feel sorry for every girl you ever done wrong. These are just [...]

I can’t remember the last time I turned a movie off before it ended, but I just cut Brian De Palma’s latest piece of cinematic excrement short. A shrieking mother came out of a bedroom and started to reveal the mystery a-la-Scoobie Doo and I said fuckit. I haven’t seen such an incoherant, senseless plot [...]