WTF?! Don’t blame the beer!

The sissyfication of Illinois continues this week with talk of a ban on 24- and 32-ounce cans of beer in the town of Granite City. Apparently, they’re sold in something called a paper bag which increases the potential for litter.

You know what Granite City? We call them King Cans up here because they rule. They reign supreme over all other beer and provide good times for the peasant folk. Go ahead and ban them — more Schlitz for me.


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