Booze news

LCBO employees have their smocks in a knot over government plans to increase the number of “agency stores” available in Ontario. These outlets operate in existing grocery and convenience stores in small communities where it doesn’t make sense to build an entire LCBO like us big city boozers enjoy — I guess they don’t drink Lemoncella in the sticks.

They say they’re protesting the expansion because it will increase liquor sales to minors, but everyone knows they just don’t want private businesses moving in on their territory. And really, who cares if minors are drinking. I invented underage drinking and I turned out fine…ish. If anything it means more booze sales to keep these whiny humps employed.

I say ship these fuckers off to Sioux Lookout and make them sell Thunderbird to the local inbred public urinators.

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