Canandian prison inmates now have one less thing to have poked in them

Stephen Harper has pulled the plug on prison tatoo parlours, a decision that is bound to ruffle feathers from D Block to G Block. I didn’t know prisons had tatoo parlours before this news broke. The next thing you’re gonna tell me is that these guys have PS3s and Wiis too.

Is it just me, or is prison really starting to suck in Canada. You can’t smoke anymore. They’ve canceled needle exchange programs. And “involuntary fraternization” between inmates is still severely “frowned upon”. What’s next, no more toilet-bowl Merlot?

Corrections Canada has asked that prisoners do not take their anger out on their cellmates’ asses. On a related note, this move will save Harper $600,000 — putting him that much closer to being able to afford surgery to have that pole removed from his own ass.


  1. You would be surprised what prisoners have.

    Especially in mental institutions with people not criminally responsible for their actions. They do have PS2s, DVD players, pool tables.

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