Blinded by science and beer

British researchers have discovered how fugs get laid by breaking down the beer-goggles effect. Turns out it’s not just a made up excuse for frat boys who get caught in bed with their homely cousins.

Obviously, the amount of alcohol consumed plays a large role. However, according to the Manchester scientifics, a person’s eyesight when sober, bar lighting, and distance from the subject are also key factors in making Rosie O’Donnell look like Jessica Alba.

The funny part is the study was funded by eyecare product maker Bausch & Lomb — probably in preperation for a class action lawsuit from anyone who’s gone home with Britney Spears lately.


  1. cuzoogle

    There is not enough beer in all of Nova Scotia……..

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