Kiss of death

Britney Spears and Madonna

This seemed like such an innocent bit of girl-on-girl action back in the day — but now I’m starting to believe that Madonna used the 2003 MTV Video awards to suck talent and sanity from Britney Spears. We all know that Madge is a vampire who stalks the earth, praying on younger talent. That’s why I only go to award shows that are put on during the day — whaddup TV Guide Canada viewer’s choice awards. Woot.

If you watch the video below, you’ll see what I mean. Of course Christina Aguilera is also a vampire, so she remained un-affected.


  1. cuzoogle

    clearly worked on Guy Ritchie although one could argue there was nothing to suck.

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