Toronto is full of shit

Reuters has picked up on something that a lot of us have known for a while: Toronto is being inundated with dog shit. Trash cans around city parks and public spaces are starting to overflow with bags of dog crap and it’s only going to get worse as the hot summer months approach.

This is nothing new. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to walk through Trinity Bellwoods without feeling like I was on a pig farm. I love dogs, but irresponsible dog owners piss me off. I’m gonna start eating chili dogs and following these fuckers home. They’ll get the message after a few deposits.

And because the story’s being run by the Reuters news service, prepare to see this headline next to “Indian village terrorized by monkey man” and “Bat boy excels in home schooling” stories in international dailies everywhere.


  1. cuzoogle

    I have been posting about this as well but I was saying that I never really noticed it. The High Park area was always clean.

    Leave the dogs alone and pick on those who toss their trash and cig butts all over the place.

    And for you lazy dog owners, pick it up, you are giving the rest of us a bad name.

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